Highways Are Full Of Careless Drivers Who

A Man Commented To His Lunch Companion: My Wife Had A Funny Dream Last Night. She Dreamed She'd Married A Millionaire. You're Lucky, Sighed The Companion. My Wife Dreams That In The Daytime.

Fashions Come And Fashions Go, But Pockets Are Usually The Same. There's Little Change In Them.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.

When You Finally Go Back To Your Old Home, You Find It Wasn't The Old Home You Missed But Your Childhood.

I Try To Figure My Adjusted Gross Income, But No Matter How I Figure It, It's Still Gross.