Practice Puts Brains In Your Muscles.

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.