Playing Acoustic Guitar Is Like Having Sex

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Well, The Stuff That I Liked Growing Up Was Ac/dc, Led Zeppelin, But I Also Liked The Beatles And Guys Like Cat Stevens And Elton John.

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

So Far,so Good........................so What?

I Care About What The Fans Feel.