Well, The Stuff That I Liked Growing

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

I Went There Anyway-knowingly, Willingly-because I Wanted A Number One Hit. I Wanted What Metallica Had, Even If It Meant Selling A Piece Of My Soul To The Devil.

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

The Bible And Several Other Self Help Or Enlightenment Books Cite The Seven Deadly Sins. They Are: Pride, Greed, Lust, Envy, Wrath, Sloth, And Gluttony. That Pretty Much Covers Everything That We Do, That Is Sinful... Or Fun For That Matter.

If I Know I'm Going Crazy, I Must Not Be Insane.