People Who Are Hard, Grasping And Always

What Is Life But A Series Of Inspired Follies? The Difficulty Is To Find Them To Do. Never Lose A Chance: It Doesn’t Come Every Day.

Christianity Might Be A Good Thing If Anyone Ever Tried It.

In Your Salvation Shelter I Saw Poverty, Misery, Cold And Hunger. You Gave Them Bread And Treacle And Dreams Of Heaven. I Give From Thirty Shillings A Week To Twelve Thousand A Year. They Find Their Own Dreams; But I Look After The Drainage.

It's All That The Young Can Do For The Old, To Shock Them And Keep Them Up To Date.

An Englishman Thinks He Is Moral When He Is Only Uncomfortable.