It's All That The Young Can Do

There Are Two Things Necessary To Salvation.... Money And Gunpowder.

While Browsing In A Second-hand Bookshop One Day, George Bernard Shaw Was Amused To Find A Copy Of One Of His Own Works Which He Himself Had Inscribed For A Friend: "to ----, With Esteem, George Bernard Shaw." He Immediately Purchased The Book And Returned It To The Friend With A Second Inscription: "with Renewed Esteem, George Bernard Shaw.

Jesus Remains Unshaken As The Practical Man; And We Stand Exposed As The Fools, The Blunderers, The Unpractical Visionaries.

War Does Not Decide Who Is Right But Who Is Left.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Thinks Everybody Is As Nasty As Himself, And Hates Them For It.