Penalties Serve To Deter Those Who Are

War: First, One Hopes To Win; Then One Expects The Enemy To Lose; Then, One Is Satisfied That He Too Is Suffering; In The End, One Is Surprised That Everyone Has Lost.

The Most Incomprehensible Talk Comes From People Who Have No Other Use For Language Than To Make Themselves Understood.

The Trouble With Germans Is Not That They Fire Shells, But That They Engrave Them With Quotations From Kant.

A Plagiarist Should Be Made To Copy The Author A Hundred Times.

I Have To Do This, As Long As It Is At All Possible; For If Those Who Are Obliged To Look After Commas Had Always Made Sure They Were In The Right Place, Then Shanghai Would Not Be Burning.