Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair,

Liar: A Lawyer With A Roving Commission.

Behavior, N. Conduct, As Determined, Not By Principle, But By Breeding.

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom. The Flabby Wine-skin Of His Brain Yields To Some Pathologic Strain, And Voids From Its Unstored Abysm The Driblet Of An Aphorism. "the Mad Philosopher," 1697

Indifferent, Adj. Imperfectly Sensible To Distinctions Among Things.

Teetotaler, N. One Who Abstains From Strong Drink, Sometimes Totally, Sometimes Tolerably Totally.