Only One Thing Counts In This Life

I Believe We Can Balance The Scales If Tom Cruise Would Lower His Quote By A Mere $29 Million... I Assure You My Salary Would Not Make A Difference. My Annual Salary Is The Budget For Altoids On One Of Tom's Movies.

I Wish I Could Play The Lead Role In One Movie, One Great Movie.

Most Women In Leading Roles Are Very Boyish Looking. The One Girl Working Right Now Who I Think Is A Real Beauty In A Classic Sense - The Only Real 12-cylinder Engine - Is Catherine Zeta-jones.

Only One Thing Counts In This Life - Get Them To Sign On The Line That Is Dotted.

There's Less Critical Thinking Going On In This Country On A Main Street Level - Forget About The Media - Than Ever Before. We've Never Needed People To Think More Critically Than Now, And They've Taken A Big Nap.