Only One Fellow In Ten Thousand Understands

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

Most Parents Don't Worry About A Daughter Until She Fails To Show Up For Breakfast.

Lots Of Fellows Think A Home Is Only Good To Borrow Money On.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.