One Time, I Was So Hungry, I

I Think We All Feel The Same Things Most Of The Time, We Just Don't Know How To Put It Into Words. When I'm On Stage, I Say It. The Truth Makes People Laugh.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.

We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.