One Night I Asked A Cabbie To

I Told My Dentist I Want A Tooth To Match The Others. He Gave My One With Four Cavities.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.