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[on Plastic Surgery:] When I Die, God Won't Know Me. There Are No Two Parts Of My Body The Same Age.
-Phyllis Diller
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[on Plastic Surgery:] When I Die, God
Phyllis Diller
[on Plastic Surgery:] When I Die, God Won't Know Me. There Are No Two Parts Of My Body The Same Age.
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