[on Journalists:] We Are A Noisy, Imperfect

Personally, I've Decided To Stop Evolving.

The Clintons Want To Do Big Worthy Things, But They Also Want To Squeeze Money From Rich People Wherever They Live On Planet Earth, Insatiably Gobbling Up Cash For Politics And Charity And Themselves From The Same Incestuous Swirl.

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.

It Is An Astonishing Thing That Historians Will Look Back And Puzzle Over, That In The 21st Century, American Women Were Such Hunted Creatures. Even As Republicans Try To Wrestle Women Into Chastity Belts, The Vatican Is Trying To Muzzle American Nuns.