Personally, I've Decided To Stop Evolving.

Celebrity Distorts Democracy By Giving The Rich, Beautiful, And Famous More Authority Than They Deserve.

Perpetual Optimism Is Annoying. It Is A Sign That You Are Not Paying Attention.

When I Need To Work Up My Nerve To Write A Tough Column, I Try To Think Of Myself As Emma Peel In A Black Leather Catsuit.

Good And Evil Are Not Like The Redskins And The Cowboys.

If You're Famous Enough, The Rules Don't Apply.