Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.

I Sent My Flowers Across The Hall To Mrs Nixon But Her Husband Remembered What A Democrat I Am And Sent Them Back.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Character Actress - That's Become A Phrase Which Means You've Had It.

Everybody Has A Heart. Except Some People.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.