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I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.

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Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.