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80% Of The Women Who Were Asked If They Fake Orgasms Said Yes. Actually, They Said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
-George Lopez
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80% Of The Women Who Were Asked
George Lopez
80% Of The Women Who Were Asked If They Fake Orgasms Said Yes. Actually, They Said Yes! Oh God, Yes!
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