Now We All Know That Fidel Castro

Charles Darwin Got Totally Hammered, Woke Up Next To A Monkey And Decided He Had To Come Up With A Theory To Make It All Okay.

Clearly, America Has No Shortage Of Metaphorical Opportunities For The Poor.

Opinions Are Like Demo Tapes. I Don't Want To Hear Yours

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Cynics Always Say No. Saying Yes Leads To Knowledge. So For As Long As You Have The Strength To, Say Yes.