Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

When You Consider What A Chance Women Have To Poison Their Husbands, It's A Wonder There Isn't More Of It Done

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.