Nothing Like A Little Post-traumatic Stress Disorder

After 60, All Of Us Belong To The Weaker Sex.

If You Take A Frown And Turn It Upside Down, The Person You Are Holding By The Ankles Will Soon Pass Out.

If I Could Only See One Miracle, Just One Miracle. Like A Burning Bush, Or The Seas Part, Or My Uncle Sasha Pick Up A Check.

I Don't Know Enough To Be Incompetent.

I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For Cheating-with The Deans Wife