I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For

For God Sakes, This Is A Woman I Was Married To For 10 Years. We Made Love. I'd Hold Her Head Over The Toilet Bowl When She Threw Up.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!

I Can't Imagine Any Director Directing A Screenplay Of Mine, Because The Great Directors All Have Very Personal Styles, And The Ones That Don't Are Not Very Interesting Directors.

Honey! Bring Down A Copy Of My Will - And An Eraser!

Sometimes Some Of The Best Moments Are Contributed By The Actors Being Creative, With Their Own Improvisations.