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The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

The Most Popular Form Of Altruism Is Giving To Others The Advice You Cannot Use Yourself.

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The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.