Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet.

I Am Trapped In This Body, And There Is Nothing I Can Do About It.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.