My Problem Is I Say What I'm

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.