No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate

Some Men Storm Imaginary Alps All Their Lives, And Die In The Foothills Cursing Difficulties Which Do Not Exist.

No Man Would Listen To You Talk If He Didn't Know It Was His Turn Next.

A Women Could Never Be President. A Condidate Must Be Over 35, And Where Are You Going To Find A Woman Who Will Admit She's Over 35?

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.