No Man Would Listen To You Talk

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

None Of Us Can Boast About The Morality Of Our Ancestors. The Record Does Not Show That Adam And Eve Were Ever Married.

It Is Hard To Convince A High-school Student That He Will Encounter A Lot Of Problems More Difficult Than Those Of Algebra And Geometry.

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.