No Matter How Old We Become, We

Artists Like Cats; Soldiers Like Dogs.

Sexual Behavior In Our Species Goes Through Three Characteristic Phases: Pair Formation, Precopulatory Activity, And Copulation, Usually But Not Always In That Order. The Pair-formation Stage, Usually Referred To As Courtship, Is Remarkably Prolonged By Animal Standards.

The Female Covers Her Breasts, And Then Proceeds To Redefine Their Shape With A Brassiere. This Sexual Signaling Device May Be Padded Or Inflatable, So That It Not Only Reinstates The Concealed Shape, But Also Enlarges It, Imitating In This Way The Breast Swelling That Occurs During Sexual Arousal.

The Response Of Teenagers To Their Idols Is Relevant. As An Audience, They Enjoy Themselves, Not By Screaming With Laughter, But Screaming With Screams.

People Who Keep Dogs Live Longer On Average Than Those Who Do Not. This Is Not Some Kind Of Pro-canine Campaigning Fantasy. It Is A Simple Medical Fact That The Calming Influence Of The Company Of A Friendly Pet Animal Reduces Blood Pressure And Therefore The Risk Of Heart Attack.