My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding

How Do You Keep The Natives Off The Booze Long Enough To Pass The Test?

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

It's No Use Saying Do This, Do That, Don't Do That ... It's Very Easy When Children Want Something To Say No Immediately. I Think It's Quite Important Not To Give An Unequivocal Answer At Once. Much Better To Think It Over. Then, If You Eventually Say No, I Think They Really Accept It.

People Say After A Fire It's Water Damage That's The Worst. We're Still Drying Out Windsor Castle.

I Never See Any Home Cooking - All I Get Is Fancy Stuff.