Nice Guys Finish First. If You Don't

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

First Of All, I'm Not The Kind Of Guy That Likes To Rehash The Show And So Forth And So On.