Next Time I See You, Remind Me

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.