Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing

People Love High Ideals, But They Got To Be About 33-percent Plausible

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.

A Country Can Get More Real Joy Out Of Just Hollering For Their Freedom Than They Can If They Get It.

Every Land Or Property Owner In America Would Be Tickled To Death To Pay 45 Per Cent Of His Profits, If He Didn't Have To Pay Anything If He Didn't Make It.

We Cuss Congress, And We Joke About 'em, But They Are All Good Fellows At Heart, And If They Wasn't In Congress, Why, They Would Be Doing Something Else Against Us That Might Be Even Worse.