A Country Can Get More Real Joy

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

If You Live Right, Death Is A Joke To You As Far As Fear Is Concerned.

There's Only One Thing That Can Kill The Movies, And That's Education.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts. I'm Not A Member Of Any Organized Political Party, I'm A Democrat! If We Ever Pass Out As A Great Nation We Ought To Put On Our Tombstone 'america Died From A Delusion That She Had Moral Leadership.'

And If You Call One A Real Estate Agent And He Won't Sell You Anything. He Is A Realator. It's The Same As What The Old Fashioned Real Estate Agent Used To Be Only The Commission Is Different.