Never Get Involved In A Land War

There Were Some Things You Did, No Matter What, And When A Friend Needed Help, You Helped Them.

Buttercup's Mother Hesitated, Then Put Her Stew Spoon Down. (this Was After Stew, But So Is Everything. When The First Man First Clambered From The Slime And Made His First Home On Land, What He Had For Supper That First Night Was Stew.)

You Think This Is A Trap Then?" The Count Asked. "i Always Think Everything Is A Trap Until Proven Otherwise," The Prince Answered. "which Is Why I'm Still Alive.

The First Morning After Westley's Departure, Buttercup Thought She Was Entitled To Do Nothing More Than Sit Around Moping And Feeling Sorry For Herself. After All, The Love Of Her Life Had Fled, Life Had No Meaning, How Could You Face The Future, Et Cetera, Et Cetera.

Never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia.