Nasa Sends Probe To Uranus, People Everywhere

After A Disappointing Summer, Humpty Dumpty Has A Great Fall.

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.

I Was A Bookworm. Every Week I'd Go To The Library And Get Seven Books. Remember Libraries? I Wonder If People Still Go. And I Learned About Everything From The Library. I Came From A Scottish Family. Old School.