Myths That Need Clarification: "everyone In California

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

When They Told Me I Needed A Mastectomy, I Thought Of The Thousands Of Luncheons And Dinners I Had Attended Where They Slapped A Name Tag On My Left Bosom. I Always Smiled And Said, 'now, What Shall We Name The Other One?' That Would No Longer Be A Problem.

The Age Of Your Children Is A Key Factor In How Quickly You Are Served In A Restaurant. We Once Had A Waiter In Canada Who Said, "could I Get You Your Check?" And We Answered, "how About The Menu First?"

When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

It Would Have Been A Wonderful Wedding - Had It Not Been Mine.