When Humor Goes, There Goes Civilization.

Why Would Anyone Steal A Shopping Cart? It's Like Stealing A Two-year-old.

God Created Man, But I Could Do Better.

Not All Bears Have Their Own Television Series. Some Of Them Are Unemployed Wild Animals.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.

Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.