My Vegas Act Is How I Make

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.