Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.