My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

The Last Time I Appeared In Las Vegas, They Were Wearing Hoop Skirts And Davy Crockett Hats, ... But They Say 'what Happens In Vegas, Stays In Vegas.' And As Far As Fashion Is Concerned, That's A Good Thing.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.