My Problem Is That I Appeal To

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.

I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy Cook. After Dinner, I Don't Brush My Teeth. I Count Them.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.