My Mom Took Me To A Dog

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

My Wife Had Her Drivers’ Test The Other Day. She Got 8 Out Of 10. The Other 2 Guys Jumped Clear.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

It Was The Same Thing In The Army, No Respect. They Gave Me A Uniform That Glowed In The Dark.