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My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.
-Phyllis Diller
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My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas

Phyllis Diller
My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.
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