My Dream Is To Have A Gay

In The Past, I've Thrown Myself Into Work So Much There's Been Very Little Room For Anything Else.

My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.

I Am An Optimist. I Think, As Bad As Life Sometimes Gets, There Is So Much Joy And So Much Good Stuff, That There Is A Balance.

I Don't Care Who Or What Judges Me, Nothing's Going To Stop Me From Living My Life How I Choose.

I Was A Prefect At School, I Never Had A Tattoo, Got A Detention Or Pierced My Ears More Than Once.