My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many

My Kid Wants To Be A Prison Warden When He Grows Up So He Can Put Thumb Tacks On The Electric Chairs.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.