My Dad Told Me If I Was

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

I Love Telling Stories And Acting And Entertaining People. I Don't Want To Make Fun Of People.

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

My Humor Was Kind Of From My Dad And All The Stuff That We Went Through, Which Was A Lot Of Death. My Humor Was An Escape.