If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.

Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not About What The Truth Is.

My Favorite Dylan Song? I Think It's 'just Like A Woman.' It Always Makes Me Cry.

The Nature Of Comedy Is 'just Do It.' But I Think What's Interesting About It Is This Joke Has Been Around And Why. And It's Just Saying What's Wrong And How Wrong Can You Be If You Say It.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.