If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food

Valuable People Are Undervalued.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less If I'm Under General Anesthesia. I Just Hope When I Awaken They Haven't Given Me A Brazilian Wax.