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I Never In My Wildest Imagination Dreamed That I Would Somehow Become A Sports Commentator.

A Lot Of Times, You Beat A Person Who Beat A Person Who Can Beat You. I Mean, It Doesn't Make Any Sense.

If Tyson Griffin Was A Girl, I'd Say He Has A Badonkadonk.

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So Instead Of Investing Your Time In A Passion, You’ve Sold Your Life To Work For An Uncaring Machine That Doesn’t Understand You. That’s The Problem With Our Society. And What’s The Reward? Go Home And Get A Big Tv.