My Career Never Went Like Anyone Else’s,

You Know, I Do Speak The Queens English. It's Just The Wrong Queens That's All. It's Over The 59th Street Bridge. It's Not Over The Atlantic Ocean.

My Mother Said I Was A Little Odd As A Kid. I Was Alone A Lot, But I Didn't Feel Alone.

I've Always Wondered What It Would Be Like If Somebody From Outer Space Landed With Three Heads. Then All Of A Sudden Everybody Else Wouldn't Look So Bad, Huh? Well, Ok You're A Little Different From Me But, Hey, Ya Got One Head.

Sharon Osbourne Is Such A Blast And She's So, So Bright.

Everyone—whether Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual Or Transgender—should Be Allowed To Show Their True Colors, And Be Accepted And Loved For Who They Are.