My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My

I Am Furious About Everything.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

And Since We're All Adults Here, Let's Be Brutally Honest-most Babies Are Not Actually Attractive. In Fact, They're Weird And Freakish Looking. A Large Percentage Of Them Are Squinty-eyed And Bald And Their Faces Are All Mushed Toegther, Kind Of Like Renee Zellweger Pushed Up Against A Glass Window.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.